To get your own policy, consider writing one that’s actually meaningful to your audience. Or, better still, just be honest with them from the get-go.

AMEN.

suckers have been around for a long time…barnum noted one was born every minute, the brooklyn bridge can be bought for a few bucks too.

now, if you’ll excuse me, the $6000 Rolex i bought from that homeless guy downtown for $25 says it’s 9:15… late for work, y’all!