Rex’s predictions for 2007, or Why the iPhone is Like God

Rex Sorgatz (“The Godfather of Lists”) has his Predictions for 2007 in Media/Tech/Pop over at Fimoculous. Now, normally I don’t do or link to predictions. Why? They’re just predictions. But Rex’s list is a good one, written in his usual witty and irreverent prose. Examples: “…the iPhone: Nope, never. Why? Cuz the iPhone is like God — if it really existed, you wouldn’t care that much.” This, about AOL: “I have no idea. And neither do they.” Web Man of the Moment Ze Frank? “The funniest guy in America lands a deal at Comedy Central.” And the out-as-soon-as-she-was-in “lonelygirl15: Remember Ellen Feiss?” Read Rex if you don’t already. He just may be the world’s best nemesis.