Local idiot posts comment on the internet
Cory Bergman August 6th, 2008
From The Onion, via Fimoculous…
“After clicking the ’submit’ button, I will immediately refresh the page so that I can view my own comment. I will then notice that my comment has not appeared because the server has not yet processed my request, become angry and confused, and re-post the same comment with unintentional variations on the original wording and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic comments,” he said. “It is my hope that this will illustrate both my childlike level of impatience and my inability to replicate a simple string of letters and symbols 30 seconds after having composed it.”
So true…
14 Comments Add your own
1. tdc | August 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
yeah?
well anyone who reads that should know hazel park michigan is also known as “hazeltucky” by its neighbor communities.
2. liz foreman | August 7th, 2008 at 5:00 am
FIRST!!! (had to do that, sorry.)
3. Hussman | August 7th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Tihs is news?
Ridiculous!
4. Hussman | August 7th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Thsi cannot be news. I mean this is ridiculous!
5. tdc | August 7th, 2008 at 6:15 am
reatrd!
6. dork | August 7th, 2008 at 7:16 am
i can’t see my comment.
7. Safran | August 7th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I oppose everything you say, and am safe behind my wall of anonymity,
Oh - wait…
8. captnpicard | August 7th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
helo internests!!?!!!! OMFG tis is koool
9. Anonymous | August 7th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I pwned this site years ago and you told me so!
10. Contrarian | August 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
And yet, y’all are sure that allowing commenting on articles is the greatest thing since DSL.
11. Rod Overton | August 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Eleventh!
12. tdc | August 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
contrarian,
you realize this piece is a joke, right?
i happen to be following comments at some of the smallest properties online where matters of great local importance are being dscussed.
it is truly amazing the level of CIVIL discourse that is taking place there… and the comments remain unmoderated.
yes, better than dsl.
13. Contrarian | August 8th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
tdc, as Homer Simpson would say, “It’s funny because it’s true!”
Civil discourse is a rare commodity on the huge majority of internet comment/BBB sites.
14. Anonymous | August 8th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
This is a G rated family channel and we don’t need you %$$%^&*(^*&)ing comments about discourse!
Leave a Comment
(Please keep URLs out of the comment body or the spam filter will block you.)Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed